This morning I come into work and it seems like a regular average Monday. The gardeners are outside doing our lawn and then all out of nowhere WHAMO a rock goes flying through out glass door!
Glass was everywhere...even after we cleaned up there is still glass everywhere.So I get on the phone and make some calls to get things rolling....
Ok so everything is in the works then go outside to scope out the planters and WHAMO a used condom and wrapper in the ashtray out front...
So I try the flip the lid of the ashtray into the garbage and it won't come off...so one of the co workers is like No big deal and sprays some Carb cleaner on the condom so it will slide off into the trash...ok it works and now that is taken care of...
So I go back to working at my desk (which happens to be right by the front glass door...and I am sitting minding my own business working then WHAMO...
My boss pokes his head through the broken door and yells out HERE'S JOHNNY!!!! and scares the crap outta me........seriously what next???
I really have my fingers cross that this week goes by fast and I am well on my way into the 3 day weekend!
1 comment:
Holy crap...that's the stuff that makes Monday mornings so notorious!
Its been a doozy for me too. I was a few minutes late to work today because I was cleaning up puke all over the house. Everyone is puking except Tiki. Raleigh has been a little pukey with his new medication and Cannoli is just a gluttonous pig who eats too much and then ralphs up the excess.
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